So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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