I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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