he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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