I think i peed on brittanys purse
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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