I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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