allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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