I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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