Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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