I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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