i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
