My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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