She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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