in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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