It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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