let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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