I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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