we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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