is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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