i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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