Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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