Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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