dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Send help, water and tortillas.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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