There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I don't deserve a penis
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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