Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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