North Korea, Best Korea!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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