The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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