does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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