JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
