Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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