As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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