I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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