I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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