She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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