Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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