You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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