she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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