drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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