Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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