she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
