Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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