After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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