So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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