I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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