Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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