god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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