So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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