found the other keg... it's in the tree
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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