i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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