Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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