just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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