That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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